Dang it! Why did my fave friend in my head (as Wendy Williams would say) get booked for turning corners while tip-say??? As a matter of fact, she was turning corners up the wrong way of the freeway!

"Law enforcement officers tell TMZ Nicole Richie admitted she had taken Vicodin and smoked pot."

I thought it would be all good once she broke loose from her drug dealer/stylist. And she was doing so well it seems lately, minus the flipping off Santa episode.

But for what its worth, she's on the right track in heading off self destruction, besides, everybody has a slip up every now and then. Ok, maybe not to that magnitude.....but still.
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Hello everybody, welcome to this years' Billboard Awards. I'm Star Jones giving you the commentary of this year's faboulous red carpet.

Up first, who is that my little bulging eye spy walking down the red carpet? Wow, its Beyonce!! Here she comes! Oh my, she appears as if she's wearing the same sweatshop/birds nest/beehive/bouffant she dons on her B'day album cover. Okay here she comes.....Over here! Over here B!!

Oh snapfizzle, thats no dang Beyonce, those hips dont swish and sway like Jay wants it. Why no,its....its....its.....DENISE RICHARDS???? WTH?

My thoughts exactly.

Why revisit the catastrophe of a hair do again, Denise? Let's just find you a substitute...Please, no more deja vu!

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This was a bad week for freakum dresses. Apparently, some took the interpretation a little too far, (ahem Pink & Brit Brit) and need to go into the back of that closet and pull out 'dem freakum knee length pencil skirts.

Photos spotted at:
Brick&Stones
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TheSkinnyWebsite
Newsigo

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I was not going to address this issue on my blog. I'm a positive person, even though I take my time out to critique bad fashion judgment from time to time, but overall, I all about that positive karma. However, I cant live under a rock either. Therefore I have to address the Kramer incident.

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The Despicable Act



This was bad, I mean really bad. Even this was enough to get Jaime Foxx in fighting mode. But, true enough, comedy shows tend to be racy, even black comedians make fun of the white people in their own acts, however, the N-word is a very sensitive & sore subject when belted out by a certain member of society. Thats just the way it is. I even dont condone my own race calling each other out by the moniker.

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THE BLUNDERING EXCUSE


WHAT MORE CAN I SAY? The insult was really nuts and the apology was even more insane. You know what Kramer, We dont believe you we need more people!!! You know, I never really watched Seinfeld, yes it was witty and all, but where were my peoples at? I asked the same of Everybody loves Raymond, Sex in the City, and Friends (up until Aisha Tyler spit a few lines for a NY minute). The world is not all white and some of these hot tv shows are not reflecting the diversity in America. Is it by choice these shows dont chose to pick other colors from the crayola box. Is Sarah JP and Raymond undercover racists as well? Like I say, "Who knows the hearts of men but God and alcohol?"

NPR afro-american roundtable discussed the issue and you can listen to it by fastforwarding the player below to the 11 minute segment. They give another side to the story....what do you think....marinate on that.

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When Chyna's in the house...OMG DANGER. Haha, you remember that song by Blahzay Blahzay? That's what popped into my mind when I saw this pick. But you know, I think Chyna is trying really hard to show us she's not a man. Okay already!!!! We know youre not a man Chyna. Click the photo for proof. ***Warning Not Safe For work or even your eyes or stomach ***

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I wouldnt believe I would be citing Paris Hilton in a thug thursday post, but hoochies get love too here at marinate, so here it is.....

Paris: "Shanna Attacked Me" -- Police Reports Filed

Apparently, Shanna from the MTV reality show "The Barkers" decided to get gangsta and bust a chick's head. All I have to say is fall back young one, he's not your man anymore, remember those divorce papers? I know P tongued him down and yes, P is an overexposed annoyance and we all at one point in time wanted to just shake her and say please go away, but Shanna, [in a soft voice] this is not the "adult thing" to do, please revert back to the time out corner and chill.

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Yep, that's lil' Rudy, I thought it was that chick Hoops from Flava of Love but with a closer look I see, yep, that's Rudy, oops I mean Keisha. So I guess the need to be scary skinny in the entertainment industry is hard when you're a naturally somewhat thick sister these days. Rudy apparently found a way to get around her tendencies to get a little chunky e'er know & then. Who knew? Probably everybody but me. Check out the story at Bossip.com.

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Suge Knight channels Wayne Brady and chokes a b*.$%@

I hope this isnt a new dance craze...Choke 'em and Hold 'em. Its not cute.

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Jill Marie Jones replaced by Christina Vidal

Something happened along the way, What used to be happy was sad. Something happened along the way, and yesterday was all we had. And oh after the love has gone - How could you lead me on? And not let me stay around? Oh oh oh after the love has gone!! ....Earth Wind & Fire

Its a new day at Girlfriends. Rumor has it the rat pack disbanded when the only one left holding out for a pay raise was Jill and hence she got the boot. DAYUMM! Picture this....

Joan finally tired herself of dealing with Toni's less than thoughtful antics. She realized that friends from back in the day sometimes try to keep your mental from moving forward to a new day. Plus the heifer got married and had a kid before she did, so I know Joan is a bitter b*%&#%. So, Joan decides she needs to spring clean and rid herself of the old baggage she's been holding on to (AKA Jill Marie Jones)and welcome in a new Fendi spy bag (AKA Christina Vidal).

Okay, thats just the way I picture Kelsey explaining Ms. Toni Childs absence and now trying to sell us malt liquor these days. I guess thats the hustle you have to take after the love is gone. Lets pour out a little liquor for Toni Childs, sniff sniff.

Sources say that Christina is from Nickolodeon, but I've never seen her, but then again, the last time I watched Nick was when people still double dared each other and got covered in green slime...ahh the good ole days.

Scooped from HollywoodReporter.

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