Hello everybody, welcome to this years' Billboard Awards. I'm Star Jones giving you the commentary of this year's faboulous red carpet.

Up first, who is that my little bulging eye spy walking down the red carpet? Wow, its Beyonce!! Here she comes! Oh my, she appears as if she's wearing the same sweatshop/birds nest/beehive/bouffant she dons on her B'day album cover. Okay here she comes.....Over here! Over here B!!

Oh snapfizzle, thats no dang Beyonce, those hips dont swish and sway like Jay wants it. Why no,its....its....its.....DENISE RICHARDS???? WTH?

My thoughts exactly.

Why revisit the catastrophe of a hair do again, Denise? Let's just find you a substitute...Please, no more deja vu!

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